Wednesday, February 4, 2009

I Hate Winter or The Reggaeton Battle: Tego Calderon vs. Calle 13

Hey all,

I feel like sort of a douche for not writing for a month, but I've a) been doing and little writing elsewhere and b) have been super tired and a little depressed thanks to the endless, dark, shitty Canadian winter.

To combat the winter blahs, I've decided to do a summery video battle.

Reggaeton is a seasonal product. Sure, you can hear it any time of year, but it really comes out in full force during the summer months. For me, I can always tell spring is upon us when I can't walk more than two blocks along Dufferin or Landsdowne without getting a blast of Daddy Yankee or Don Omar from an open car window.

For those of you unfamiliar with the genre, reggaeton is a mix of dancehall reggae, hip-hop and Latin music like bomba, salsa and merengue. While early '90s Panamanian MC El General is sort of considered the first reggaeton artist, the music didn't really start blowing up until the Puerto Ricans got a hold of it. They initially called the music Dem Bow, since most of the songs jacked the beat from a Shabba Ranks tune of the same name. Puerto Ricans like Tego Calderon, Daddy Yankee, and Don Omar represent the bulk of the genre's stars, and Puerto Rican-Americans in New York, Florida and New England gave reggaeton a beachhead in North America.

After a decade and a half of Latin Love, reggaeton crossed over into the English market in 2004, when both Don Omar's "Dale Don Dale" and Daddy Yankee's "Gasolina" made a mark on English Top-40 radio. (An aside, I think "Gasolina" may be the most annoying song ever, and it temporarily turned me off the genre as a whole."

THE MAIN EVENT

In the Red Corner, a man who's a sex symbol throughout Latin America, despite the fact he looks like Bubbles from The Wire, TEGO CALDERON!

Tegui Calderon Rosario was born in Santurce, Puerto Rico in 1972. He used to play in a metal band and is a formally trained drummer. He's also credited as being one of the first reggaeton artists to infuse the genre with a heavy dose of East Coast hip-hop. If there's such a thing as a thinking man's reggaeton artist, Tego would be it. While he certainly likes ass as much as the next guy, T also tried to throw a little social consciousness in with the gyrating. He traveled to Africa with Paul Wall and Raekwon to take part in a VH1 doc called Bling'd, which makes the link between hip-hop and blood diamonds. He officially stopped wearing jewelery after the trip.

Here's the video for "Cosa Buena."


THE COMPETITION
In the Blue Corner, from San Juan, Puerto Rico, reggaeton's arty guys, CALLE 13!

Calle 13 consists of three and a half people, MCs and half brothers Residente and Eduardo and multi-instrumentalist Visitante. The half member is Residente and Eduardo's sister Ileana, who provides vocals on some of the tracks.

You know reggaeton has come into its own when groups try and deny being reggaeton artists. Calle 13 go out of their way to say that reggaeton is only part of their rich sound tapestry, and that only some of their songs have the trademark reggaeton digital drumbeats. It's also worth mentioning that Calle 13 are the rich kids of the scene. While most reggaeton artists are straight hood cats, Residente, Eduardo and Ileana, although not raised in the lap of luxury, were brought up by weird boho art types. Their mom, Flor Joglar de Gracia, was part of Puerto Rican revolutionary theatre troupe Teatro de Sesenta.

This is their anthem of Puerto Rican pride (complete with shaking asses) "Atrevate-te-te."

Videos tu.tv


If you don't remember, comment to vote, votes due by Friday, midnight.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is there any sort of spanish instructional video set where all the words are written on shaking asses? I vote for Calle 13.

Anonymous said...

tego calderon is so ugly i have to vote for him

Anonymous said...

Fear Not, Mr. Peanut; Family Day is on the horizon! Oh yes, that little HoLy DaY designed to make the many moons of our Canadian winter easier to bear, so we'll all stop offing ourselves. That's the hope, I've heard.
So you just keep that nutty chin of yours up, my Good Sir!

Reggaetron. Reggaetron. I thought this word was so incredibly neat, until I realized that I mis-read it and it's actually pronounced Reggaeton. Which I then discovered that I like even more! Makes me wanna say "ting" instead of "thing". I'm down with this reggaeton ting, yo. (I was making obscure hand gestures while I said this.)

The mega fros in this reggaeton (ting, yo) artist Tego's video have solidified his win over the Calle 13 video. Also, I think I just like Tego more than the Puerto Rican guys. It'd be awesome to smoke a big sweet fat blunt with the dude.

Tego, for the win!

Now, would it be too bold of me to P.S. that your editing seems a little rusty there, Mr. Nut.. why not take a little looks-y? Do it for Family Day! Do it before you off yourself and leave us with a grammatically correct suicide blog!

Anonymous said...

Or *incorrect* blog, as it were.
These winter months must be getting to me too! Time to Die..

CPD said...

Will look Tina, possibly a little ring rust going on here.