If you're wondering about the creative process behind this blog, it goes a little something like this.
Usually, I'll stumble across a video I like on the Internet, decide it's combat worthy and start looking for an opponent. It's not actually that complicated. It's not like there's a ton of thought that goes into it.
This week was no different. I ran across a video I loved as a kid, then looked for a worthy match.
The Main Event
In the blue corner, from Pinar del Rio, Cuba, by way of South Gate, California, the lost member of Cypress Hill, MELLOW MAN ACE!
Mellow Man Ace (aka Ulpiano Reyes) started rapping in the mid '80s. In 1987, he formed a group called DVX with his brother Senen and their friends Louis Freese and Lawrence Muggerud. A year later, Ace would quit the group to go solo. Senen, Freese and Muggerud, better known as Sen Dog, B-Real and DJ Muggs, would re-christen the group Cypress Hill and go on to convince millions of fifteen year-olds to smoke pot.
Ace released his solo debut, Escape from Havana, on Capitol Records in 1989. The album did close to nothing for eight months until, in total defiance of music industry logic, someone decided to release "Mentirosa," a song where close to fifty per cent of the lyrics are in Spanish, as a single.
""Mentirosa" was a tremendous hit, going to number fourteen on the Billboard Hot 100. It would also be Ace's only solo commercial success. (He would have a minor hit with a remake of War'sLowrider" called "Lowrider on the Boulevard" as part of Kid Frost's supergroup The Latin Alliance.) His second solo album, 1992's The Brother with Two Tongues, sold poorly. He was dropped from Capitol shortly afterwards. He wouldn't release another album for eight years.
Here's the video for "Mentirosa." If anyone knows where I can get a hat like the one Ace is wearing in the video, let me know.
The Opposition
In the red corner, from East Los Angeles, California, the Hispanic Causing Panic, KID FROST!
Arturo "Kid Frost" Molina started rapping in 1982 as part of Uncle Jamm's army, the massive electro-hip-hop crew the was the West Coast's equivalent of the Zulu Nation. He chose the stage name Kid Frost as a tribute to the man who was alternately his mentor and his rival, Ice T.
After the breakup of the Army in 1988, Frost started working on his first solo album. Hispanic Causing Panic was released in June of 1990. Panic charted at number 45 on Billboard's Hip-Hop and R & B chart on the strength of the single "La Raza," the clip for which features some of the most awesome cholo fashion in music video history.
In 1991, he formed the Latin Alliance, a Latin Rap supergroup featuring Mellow Man Ace, ALT, Markski and The Lyrical Engineer.
In 1992, he released the concept album East Side Stories. The album flopped and he was dropped by Virgin.
In 1995, he dropped the "Kid" from his name, signed with Eazy-E's Ruthless Records label and released Smile Now, Die Later, which produced the hit single "East Side Rendezvous." He left Ruthless in 1997.
Frost is still making albums. His last album, Blunts and Ballerz, came out in 2007.
He all spawned hip-hop progeny. Frost's son is producer Scoop DeVille, who's made hits for Snoop Dogg and Baby Bash.
Here's the video for "La Raza."
As always, comment to vote, votes are due by Friday at midnight.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Yes Rude Boys! The Specials Take the Three Points
The Specials win this one 6 - 1.
Here's "Gangsters" as a victory video.
Here's "Gangsters" as a victory video.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
No Real Good Reason: The Specials vs. The Dead Milkmen
What's up gang?
Sorry I've been out of commission for the last little while. Shit has, once again, been rather insane in the world of sports media. Add that to a two-and-a-half day jaunt to the 519 and you come up with very little time for the Interweb.
There's no real theme this week, just a battle between two bands I fucking love.
The Main Event
In the red corner, from Coventry, England, the band that single-handedly brought back ska, pork pie hats and tonic suits, THE SPECIALS!
The Specials were formed in Coventry in 1977 by Lynval Golding, Horace "Sir Horace Gentleman" Panter and Jerry Golding. Between 1977 and their 1979 debut on wax, they went through five different names. (The Automatic, The Coventry Automatic, The Special AKA The Coventry Automatic, The Special AKA and eventually, The Specials.) They also toured with The Clash before founding their own record label, 2-Tone Records, and hiring Elvis Costello to produce their debut full-length.
The band released two full-length albums, their self-title debut and 1981's More Specials, and eight hit singles, before co-frontmen Terry Hall and Neville Staple left to form Fun Boy Three with guitarist Golding. The rest of the band continued on under the old Special AKA moniker, releasing one more album, In the Studio, and two more hit singles. The Special AKA broke up in 1984.
They've reformed twice, in 1996 and again earlier this year.
This is the video for "A Message to You Rudy."
The Competition
From Philadelphia, PA, a band that walks the thinnest line, THE DEAD MILKMEN!
The Dead Milkmen were founded in 1983 by Joe "Joe Jack Talcum" Genaro. He was later joined by buddies Dean "Clean" Sabatino, Dave "Blood" Schulthise and Rodney "Anonymous" Linderman.
The band release eight studio albums, plus a gang of EPs, self-released tapes and a live album.
The Milkmen became semi-famous in 1987 thanks to a Detroit Tigers rookie names Jim Walewander, who was a huge fan. When Walewander invited the band to Tiger Stadium to watch a game and meet the team, they had the following conversation with Tigers' manager Sparky Anderson.
Since the break-up of the band, Genaro has released solo material as Joe Jack Talcum and as part of Joe Butterfly with Sabatino. Sabatino also drummed with Big Mess Orchestra.
Linderman recorded several solo projects.
Dave "Blood" Schulthise left music following the break-up of the band. He briefly attended Indiana University, moved to Serbia in the middle of that country's civil war, returned to Philadelphia and started working as a janitor. He killed himself in 2004. When I found out, I was sad. For me, the death of Dave Blood was a way bigger musical tragedy than that of Kurt Cobain, but it's gross to compare things like that. Let's just say that people should have made a bigger deal out of his death than they did.
The remaining three Milkmen have reunited twice. Once in 2004 as part of a benefit in memory of Blood, and again in 2008 as part of a festival.
This is the video for their biggest, and only, hit,"Punk Rock Girl."
Comment to vote, voting closes on Friday.
Sorry I've been out of commission for the last little while. Shit has, once again, been rather insane in the world of sports media. Add that to a two-and-a-half day jaunt to the 519 and you come up with very little time for the Interweb.
There's no real theme this week, just a battle between two bands I fucking love.
The Main Event
In the red corner, from Coventry, England, the band that single-handedly brought back ska, pork pie hats and tonic suits, THE SPECIALS!
The Specials were formed in Coventry in 1977 by Lynval Golding, Horace "Sir Horace Gentleman" Panter and Jerry Golding. Between 1977 and their 1979 debut on wax, they went through five different names. (The Automatic, The Coventry Automatic, The Special AKA The Coventry Automatic, The Special AKA and eventually, The Specials.) They also toured with The Clash before founding their own record label, 2-Tone Records, and hiring Elvis Costello to produce their debut full-length.
The band released two full-length albums, their self-title debut and 1981's More Specials, and eight hit singles, before co-frontmen Terry Hall and Neville Staple left to form Fun Boy Three with guitarist Golding. The rest of the band continued on under the old Special AKA moniker, releasing one more album, In the Studio, and two more hit singles. The Special AKA broke up in 1984.
They've reformed twice, in 1996 and again earlier this year.
This is the video for "A Message to You Rudy."
The Competition
From Philadelphia, PA, a band that walks the thinnest line, THE DEAD MILKMEN!
The Dead Milkmen were founded in 1983 by Joe "Joe Jack Talcum" Genaro. He was later joined by buddies Dean "Clean" Sabatino, Dave "Blood" Schulthise and Rodney "Anonymous" Linderman.
The band release eight studio albums, plus a gang of EPs, self-released tapes and a live album.
The Milkmen became semi-famous in 1987 thanks to a Detroit Tigers rookie names Jim Walewander, who was a huge fan. When Walewander invited the band to Tiger Stadium to watch a game and meet the team, they had the following conversation with Tigers' manager Sparky Anderson.
Sparky: "Well, hello, boys."
Rodney: "WE LOVE SATAN!"
Sparky: "Well, gotta go, boys."
The band had a brief, unsuccessful stay on Disney owned Hollywood Records in the early '90s before releasing one final independent album and breaking up in 1995.Since the break-up of the band, Genaro has released solo material as Joe Jack Talcum and as part of Joe Butterfly with Sabatino. Sabatino also drummed with Big Mess Orchestra.
Linderman recorded several solo projects.
Dave "Blood" Schulthise left music following the break-up of the band. He briefly attended Indiana University, moved to Serbia in the middle of that country's civil war, returned to Philadelphia and started working as a janitor. He killed himself in 2004. When I found out, I was sad. For me, the death of Dave Blood was a way bigger musical tragedy than that of Kurt Cobain, but it's gross to compare things like that. Let's just say that people should have made a bigger deal out of his death than they did.
The remaining three Milkmen have reunited twice. Once in 2004 as part of a benefit in memory of Blood, and again in 2008 as part of a festival.
This is the video for their biggest, and only, hit,"Punk Rock Girl."
Comment to vote, voting closes on Friday.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Well, we know my entrance music
Apparently if I'm ever an MMA fighter, I should walk down to the ramp to 50 Cent.
Here's "Ayo Technology" as a victory video.
Here's "Ayo Technology" as a victory video.
Monday, September 29, 2008
The MMA Post: 50 Cent vs. Revolting Cocks
Like most MMA fans, I've spent a good deal of time wishing I was one of those modern day gladiators we call fighters. Now, I don't really want to be an MMA fighter. My cardio is shit, and more importantly, I don't relish the idea of getting my head kicked in on television.
Mostly, I just want to walk down the ramp to the octagon with crowd cheering me on. I've thought a lot about how that walk would go. I've really thought about my entrance music. I think I have it down to two songs.
So in honour of this weekend's Elite XC fight, here are my would-be MMA entrance themes.
The Main Event
In the blue corner, from Queens, New York, the man who took his rap money and invested in a delicious sports drink, FIDDY CENT!
Everybody knows Fiddy's story by this point, so there's no reason for me to get redundant.
In fact, I'm not going to write anything at all. This song makes me insane. It's so good. I love how intentionally obnoxious it is.
Two lines for you to think on:
"Have a baby by me, baby/be a millionaire/I'll write the cheque before the baby comes/who the fuck cares?"
and
"Get a tan?/I'm already black/Rich?/I'm already that."
Wow.
The Competition
In the red corner, from Chicago, Texas, Belgium and various other places, THE REVOLTING COCKS!
The Revolting Cocks are basically just Al Jourgensen from Ministry and a rotating cast of other musicians. Rumour has it the band was named by an angry bartender. Jourgensen and some of his buddies were being tossed from a bar in the early '80s. As the bartender ejected them, he called them "a bunch of revolting cocks."
I have an odd relationship with Ministry. I never got as into them as most of my friends did, but I love all of Jourgensen's non-Ministry side projects (The Cocks, 1,000 Homo DJs). It's just his main band I'm sort of indifferent to.
This is The Revolting Cocks cover of Rod Stewart's "Do Ya' Think I'm Sexy." I have a feeling like there's a fighter who's already used this as entrance music, but I could be wrong. I know Jenna Jameseon used to strip to it when she feature danced. (I read that in her autobiography.)
As always, you should comment to vote, votes are due by midnight on Friday.
Mostly, I just want to walk down the ramp to the octagon with crowd cheering me on. I've thought a lot about how that walk would go. I've really thought about my entrance music. I think I have it down to two songs.
So in honour of this weekend's Elite XC fight, here are my would-be MMA entrance themes.
The Main Event
In the blue corner, from Queens, New York, the man who took his rap money and invested in a delicious sports drink, FIDDY CENT!
Everybody knows Fiddy's story by this point, so there's no reason for me to get redundant.
In fact, I'm not going to write anything at all. This song makes me insane. It's so good. I love how intentionally obnoxious it is.
Two lines for you to think on:
"Have a baby by me, baby/be a millionaire/I'll write the cheque before the baby comes/who the fuck cares?"
and
"Get a tan?/I'm already black/Rich?/I'm already that."
Wow.
The Competition
In the red corner, from Chicago, Texas, Belgium and various other places, THE REVOLTING COCKS!
The Revolting Cocks are basically just Al Jourgensen from Ministry and a rotating cast of other musicians. Rumour has it the band was named by an angry bartender. Jourgensen and some of his buddies were being tossed from a bar in the early '80s. As the bartender ejected them, he called them "a bunch of revolting cocks."
I have an odd relationship with Ministry. I never got as into them as most of my friends did, but I love all of Jourgensen's non-Ministry side projects (The Cocks, 1,000 Homo DJs). It's just his main band I'm sort of indifferent to.
This is The Revolting Cocks cover of Rod Stewart's "Do Ya' Think I'm Sexy." I have a feeling like there's a fighter who's already used this as entrance music, but I could be wrong. I know Jenna Jameseon used to strip to it when she feature danced. (I read that in her autobiography.)
As always, you should comment to vote, votes are due by midnight on Friday.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Apparently Korea is more "down" than Germany, Sniper beats Sido
Hey all,
I'm busting this thing off real quick-like from the office.
Sniper beat Sido a convincing four votes to two, although the Sido camp made a view solid arguments.
Anyway, here's Sniper's victory video, "Koreans." No really, that's what it's called.
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